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a joke i heard and am sharing

"Grandma?" i asked, "have you seen that colorful sheet of paper i brought home last night that kind of looks like postage stamps?"
"Fuck your postage stamps!" yelled Grandma, "have you seen the dragon in the kitchen???"
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