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i bought a mega millions ticket the other day and forgot to check it to see if i won.
well...
...
i didn't. DUH!!!!!!
ha ha. who the fuck wins the lottery?
the government. thats who. off us poor ass people who will stupidly throw a buck away for 6 numbers that will never come up....

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endlessblush
Feb. 26th, 2008 09:25 am (UTC)
I don't know anyone who's won on those damn lottery things ... :(
djcliche
Feb. 26th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
i've heard of it happening, but no one i know
fraggleonspeed
Feb. 26th, 2008 02:02 pm (UTC)
i won £56 on the lottery before. not really life changing i know, but bought a few extra beers. :-D
djcliche
Feb. 26th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
cool. i've won like $20 on a scratch ticket, but the actual lottery is a much less chance
ruled_by_bliss
Feb. 26th, 2008 02:15 pm (UTC)
Well one of my mums friends at work won £4 million! Obviously she hasn't seen her since haha :D
djcliche
Feb. 26th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
yeah, my ex father in law used to work with someone who won the lottery too. same deal, never saw him again i think
dayzeeedogg
Feb. 26th, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
I think that couple who won the 257 million isn't thinking "who the fuck wins the lottery". I bet they're thinking "who the fuck is going to wipe the shit from my stinky asshole now that we're so fucking rich?"
djcliche
Feb. 26th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
ha ha. indeed
emiklupo
Feb. 26th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
Keeps the proles in line ;D
Mom's won like a hundred a couple of times on scratch offs, but besides that yeah it's tough.
djcliche
Feb. 27th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
definitely. (:
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