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Jell-o Mold

mom- thank you for never making jello molds.

jello molds, thank you for never making moms... because quite frankly, if jello reproduced, it would be kinda.... freaky.

This is a TRIBUTE. Cheers to life without the mold!

J-E-L-L-O Molds ----- a goofy poem by yours truly
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jello molds-jello molds
how do i fear thee?
with your veg-all cans
and your cut up spams
and your wiggly eyes
of olives...
green olives with orange dots
Toothpicks in you
i'll begin you never.
you freak me out more
than the heathers covered in feathers.
mold. mold.
jello mold or moldy mold i try not to eat mold.
jello is okay... jello mold just go away.

visit this link: i got it from mrshannibal

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/index.html
to see ugly jello mold and other unpleasant food.






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firetatoo
Jul. 13th, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC)
my grandma used to make jello shrimp cocktail. like. tomato jello with cellery and tiny shrimp.
djcliche
Jul. 13th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
yeah, i think i will pass on that. was it any good? i can't imagine tomato jello being good, and i dont like shrimp.
firetatoo
Jul. 13th, 2007 04:33 pm (UTC)
well...
it was ok.
i imagine it is a holdover recipe from the 50's. becasue that was the renaissance of jelo. i guess it didnt taste too bad, it was cool to eat on hot days and it was not what i would call 'fishy' tasting or anything. let's just say that i think the recipe died with grandma in 2002. i remember when my stepdad met my grandma for the first time he had never seen anything like it before and he was kinda phased by it. but he was trying to make a good impression so he ate it (he likes shrimp and has not got a finicky palate, but i think he was under the impression that grandma was playing a joke or something). i was fed that stuff since i was a kid, so i guess i liked it kinda. i would not say that i clammored for it or ever had an insatiable craving for it.
djcliche
Jul. 13th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
well it sounds memorable anyway. (:
djcliche
Jul. 13th, 2007 06:00 pm (UTC)
i mean, it sounds like you have interesting memories about it, which makes it cool even if it wasnt all that tasty.
i have lots of fond food memories
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